PuffPuff Strains


picture of strain name
Sativa

Oh hail the Weed Gods who give us these bright orange pure sativa with their giant fruity buds that make you talk a million miles a minute and write long sentences without punctuation. This batch of classic Jack had crystals all over it and gave me a sudden burst of energy. Needed a grinder for this one as it's just a little too sticky to pull apart, but the joint had a strawberry flavor and produced a lot of smoke and left the room whiffing like the good stuff. I love me some Jack Herer and this was an outstanding batch. Recommended for those on the go!


picture of strain name

Got to admit, this was a very weird strain. It a cross of GSC and peanut butter but the buds had purple undertones and had fluff buds rather than hard nugs that I expected. The smell belied its heritage as it whiffed like peanut butter but tasted like chocolate. It's a mild high and this one seems more of a medicinal strain than a recreational one. _Katelin


picture of strain name
Hybrid

I noticed right off the top that this flower needs to be ground before smoking because it had very small tight buds with green color, so it's definitely an indica leaning hybrid. The taste was more smooth than sharp, and mellow. Probably a late afternoon smoke. I'm often asked what strains are good for sex and this isn't the legendary Purple Panty Dropper, but it did put me in a cuddle puddle on the couch. Recommended for taking your shoes and socks off. -UnrealZeal


picture of strain name
Sativa

Sour cookies is a great sativa strain that you can smoke all day long with out feeling sluggish to help you get your daily chores/work done. This strain gives you all of the energetic qualities of sativa with out any heavy head high hangs like paranoia, anxiety , or overthinking. The buds are tight and have dark orange hairs and fine white crystal covering it. The flavor is crisp with notes of citrus and fruit.


picture of strain name
Hybrid

This batch came from Foreign Genetics and is a cross of Sunset Sherbet and Mint Chocolate Cookies, so it's from the GSC landrace strain with Gorilla Glue and Pineapple Express infuse somewhere in its lineage, making it a sativa leaning hybrid. Light and fluffy out of the bag and green all the way through, I definitely smelled the gas and fruity hints when opened. Buds pulled apart easily and I lit up a bowl while asking Siri to play The Cars album (one of the greatest debut albums ever IMHO). Tasted as gassy and fruity as it looked and tasted a lot like Gorilla Glue with a back kick. It kind of wiped my mind out on first hit, so I would give this one a recommendation for anxiety and if you want a cerebral high without the intensity of a pure sativa. Hit well in the bowl and broke up without much effort. -UnrealZeal


picture of strain name
Indica

This strain was a smooth true indica, it isn’t to heavy but still contains all of the positive medicinal effects indica is known for. After one or two hits I still was feeling very functional, not sleepy or bogged down. After the third or fourth hit I did start to fell a more body heavy high. This weed is very light in color with a lot of of little orange hairs, and has a very unique smell (possibly like lambs breath). The smoke was very smooth and you won’t cough a lot from hitting it.


picture of strain name

This strain had a deep smokey full flavor and smelled a bit like grape. Definitely a strong indica and put me to bed in short order.


picture of strain name
Sativa

This one looked frosty from the bag and had bright red threads. The aroma erupted the moment I opened it and I actually thought I smelled orange. The flavor was quite mellow and the high was very cerebral as you'd expect from a pure sativa and I got a lot of thinking about plans done. Recommended for mental challenges.


picture of strain name
Indica

The darkest buds I've ever seen, but was really fluffy and crystal-y at the same time. The high was intense and I was in a bit of a haze on the first hit. This is a true one hitter for the indica lovers. The grower was secretive about its origin because he doesn't want it duplicated, but we are guessing its 1/3 sativa and 2/3 indica, with good indica qualities without the sleepiness. Recommended for pain management without drowsiness. -Maryanne


picture of strain name

Seemed more of a hybrid but with light purple nuggets and a hint of orange. Definitely a mix of strains. Tasted like grapes with a very fruity flavor. Was floating on cloud 9. Really loved this smoke. Recommended for chillin'. -Katelin


picture of strain name
Sativa

The smell of citrus bursted out of the bag for this premium indoor sativa but the smoke was surprisingly reserved and calm. I was already blasted from my session of "reviewing" the weed (good to know I'm hard at work for YOU, isn't it?), but this turned out of be a peppy sativa with a strong aftertaste and gave me a burst of energy. I got a brief bout of euphoria and happiness too and was able to proceed along with my day and get stuff done. This one won't knock you out but you'll be hard pressed to refrain from smiling. Recommended for a sunny day in the park.


picture of strain name

I love the cereal strains for sativa because they have such a mellow flavor with strong sativa effects that get your creative juices flowing and this batch was no different. It has a bright green color so I believe this leans more to the sativa/hybrid, so anyone who gets anxious from to much sativa but doesn't want to get knocked out would enjoy this strain.


picture of strain name
Sativa

This one had orange hairs all over it with purplish hue and the terpenes seemed to jump off the bud. It had a fruity taste and it gave me droopy eyes on first hit. I don't have any other way to put this: I was high as shit after I hit the bowl. Grower was secretive about it's origin (as usual) but says it registers at 30% THC. I would definitely use the bong on this strain. Too sticky to hit with a joint. Recommended for tolerance breaking -Katelin


picture of strain name
Sativa

This flower has a lot of really great sativa qualities and I could literally smoke it all day long. The high is clear and doesn't bog me down. It's the perfect smoke before having to do chores or errands and even made driving in traffic pleasant!! The buds are large and light in color and still looks pretty kiefy and tight for outdoor, with notes of fruit and citrus when smoking. Grower says this is certified 100% organic -Maryanne


picture of strain name
Hybrid

Robust is the word I'd use to describe this extremely tasty batch of the classic sativa leaning hybrid. We don't see a whole lot of OG these days. Seemed to disappear overnight after being the backbone of so many different varieties. I had to show the actual plant because it looks so robust. The flavor is robust and extremely piney, kind of like drinking a fine wine, you just know venom the moment you taste it and it feels like luxury and the best of all worlds. I would recommend getting an ounce of this because it's an outdoor and priced as such but I believe it's better than any indoor on the market and well worth it. Recommended for pure value.


picture of strain name
Hybrid

This strain is mostly green with purple undertones and smelled like grapes. Very tightly packed buds and was frosty upon first glance. It's an OG Kush phenotype meant to have gassy citrus and pine infusions. As soon as the lighter touched the bowl you could smell it's powerful scent and it only took me one hit to get into the frosty zone but I had the munchies almost immediately. For those looking for an appetite inducing weed, this one hits the mark. Recommended for feasting


picture of strain name
Indica

This batch of purple punch had that distinctive fruity scent and light green popcorn nugs of a true punch strain but had a mellow smoke that wasn't an overwhelming high but it was pleasant and left me feeling energetic. I like the punch strains because they have the strength of indica and energetic high of sativa and this one did not disappoint. Recommended for every day activities. -- UnrealZeal


Sativa

Bright green with beautiful orange-red threads but were more densely packed than sour d batches of the past, owing to the fact that this was carefully grown indoors. Left a sticky residue on my fingers and smelled like a box of fruity pebbles cereal. The high is a cerebral one that comes on quick. The pull is pungent and smooth. Recommended for social occasions and focus.


picture of strain name

It has very large reddish buds with nice pinecone structure and a surprisingly dark color. Very citrusy smell that tasted good. I felt a burst of energy on first hit and mellow after a few minutes. Pretty good outdoor, not overwhelming. --Sebastian


picture of strain name
Indica

This strain had a very strong earthy aroma that jumped out of the bag when I opened it. The buds are a little bit stringy like with most Cookie and sherbet crosses but they were well covered in trichomes and very dark on the inside. It smoked smooth and I felt an immediate erasure and reset of the mind that seemed to be instant and it took a little while to get up off the couch. This is a true indica couch-lock, shut off the lights. Recommended for chillin'. -- UnrealZeal


picture of strain name
Sativa

This was a very strong sativa that got me and my smoke-mates into a heated discussion over politics. I even forgot that I had smoked it so to say it did it's job seems quite fair. The buds were large and sugary with red and purple hints. It had a smooth and tangy flavor that belied it's sativa heritage. Recommended for letting your mouth run.


picture of strain name
Sativa

Citrusy smell, nice densely packed buds with lots of crystals. Looks very crystal-y. This is a smooth operator, like Billy D Williams. Lemony and citrusy taste but too sticky to smoke in a joint, so recommend a bong. Recommended for being social, heady conversations, and fun times. - Cherry Dawg


Hybrid

This strain had really small, tight buds and took a little effort to get through the grinder. It looks like a mini sativa with a lemony scent, but smoked more like a hybrid. I smoked it in the morning and felt a burst of energy but not out of control, and the munchies followed quickly, so I would recommend this strain for appetite and depression. --UnrealZeal


picture of strain name

This one has very small dark buds with purple hints and dark greens and had a very strong piney sweet smell. It broke up very easily and I didn't need a grinder to roll up a quick fatty. Tasted fresh, not harsh at all, and I got an immediate body relaxation and all my cares seemed to melt away. Recommended for anxiety. -- UnrealZeal


picture of strain name

G13

Indica

Fresh and beautiful nugs covered in white dust. Very earthy smell and strong flavor profile. Potent smoke that gives you a nice mellow stone. Great strain for relaxation and deep thought. --DC Dan


picture of strain name
Sativa

This strain has small tight buds with bright red hairs with a sweet aroma. Was someone light on flavor, just a hint of fruity notes. It broke up nicely in the grinder like a true sativa should and gave me a little burst of energy both physically and mentally. I felt talkative and in a bright mood without any feelings of fatigue. Seems like a true sativa and recommended for social occasions and being out and about in the world.


Hybrid

The weed was very soft, little pillow nugs, very pungent as it spread through the room like it exploded out of the bag. Has a bright green color with more red than purple. Its super frosty with trichomes. Had a VERY mellow smoke with not a whole lot of flavor but it was pretty good flower. --DC Dan


picture of strain name
Hybrid

Very densely packed and large nugs. Had trouble breaking it and used a grinder, but it was sticky and left residue. Should be great for kief later. Well balanced true hybrid. This was one of the strongest flower I've tried this year, gave a very messy high and it took an hour or so to snap out of the confusion. The was full flavor with a nice aftertaste. Recommended for forgetting oneself -- UnrealZeal